Here is my list of things to buy that will keep both your coffee table and toilet tank lid from floating away and possibly disrupting the normally undisturbed meandering of your ceiling fan.
McSweeney's : Short stories about stuff and things that really didn't happen.
Science News : Yeah yeah, gimee that quick science fix . . . ahhhhh yeeeeaaaah man thats the stuff!
Scientific America : Wait didn't I read about this article in Science News 4 months ago - well at least now they explain what the hell it was about.
Colors : This should be required reading for all politicidiots, wait that's me - oohhh look pretty pictures!
Foreign Affairs : I don't think issues of this publication are allowed in either house of the senate, was it that or was it that the senate was trying to pass a bill not to allow this into the US, I can't remember.
Daedalus : About this guy who had this stupid son who like fell to his death or something - no really this stuff is way over my head I just put it here to make myself look smarter.
Juxtapoz: Ok so, it's alright I guess, if it just wasn't so damn cool then it might be pretty hip - wait I think I got that backwards.
More to come when my head thingy starts working again.
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