Me: Hey what are you up to tomorrow?
Me 2: Going to see Mastodon at Emo’s.
Me: Ahh badass, Mastodon! What’s the cover?
Me 2: Fuck the cover it’s Mastodon!
Me: Yeah you’re right. Hey, we should send an email to Tomas asking him if he wants to go – doh he’s in
Me 2: HEHEHHEH let’s do it anyway
Me: HEHEHHEH,
(Pause)
Hey, but that Tom Waits: Big Time movie is playing at the
Me 2: Who?
Me: Tom Waits.
Me 2: It’s a fucking movie you twit you can see that anytime, besides do you really want to be surrounded by a bunch of those depressive types who think Tom Waits is some sub-culture hero?
Me: Yeah fuck those guys, lets go to Mastodon.
Me 2: Good that’s better; hey, did you remember to set a hair appointment tomorrow?
Me: Do we really need to get a haircut?
Me 2: Yeah you fucking hippie wana-be – you look like a big ugly dumbass with that half long hair.
Me: Hey do you think it’s a problem that we talk to each other?
Me 2: Only when you whine about stuff.
Me: Do you always have to talk to me like that?
Me 2: Yeah you it’s the only way to make you listen to reason, you whiney bitch.
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