Austin Texas: Stinking Hellhole of Sin

You might think that this lady is just some religious zealot preaching anti-intellectualism as a platform for righteousness. However, this assumption is completely untrue. She actually holds a degree in linguistics from Harvard, an MBA from Stanford and owns and operates several highly successful reality and property development companies throughout Texas, California, Louisiana, and New York. That’s correct she isn’t a religious zealot at all, but actually a land developing and reality flipping mogul.

She has been going from church to church convincing people that Austin is a despot of sin and which they should move out of as quickly as possible as a show of thier undying faith. Her various development companies then offers to buy the sinful property at a reasonable price - that is, considering the "sinfulness" of the reality significantly devalues the property’s value. She then turns this property around (for a handsome profit) selling it to intellectualists, gay and unmarried couples and anyone with questionable ethical and moral values within the perspective of the church. Thus, adding “sinful” populous to the already “stinking hell hole of sin” which Austin has become, boosting her conviction along her campaign to convice the paranoid religious population that they should move away from thier home town as quickly as humanly possible (and sell her their house cheap).

It is unknown exactly how much money her various companies pull in as she operates them behind various LLPs, LLCs, and REITs. However, the combined income of her various companies is estimated to be somewhere in the billions. Donald Trump has threatened to expose her nefarious plot, however is reluctant to place himself within the sights of such a brilliant and calculating mastermind.