How I Saw The Sun Again

Ricorditi,lettor, se mai ne l'alpe
ti colse nebbia per la qaul vdessi
non altrimenti che per pelle talpe,

come, quando i vapori umidi e spessi
a diradar cominciansi, la sepra
del sol debilemente entra per essi;

e fia la tua imagine leggera
in giugnere a veder com' io rividi
lo sole in pria, che gia nel corcar era.

Si, pareggiando i miei co' passi fidi
del mio mestro, usci' fuor di tal nube
ai raggi morti gia ne' bassi lidi.

Good Place For S#x

Six Pack - you pervert !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAA Idiots!

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Nancy Pelosi To Save The Day?

Nancy Pelosi says Lobbyists can go f*ck themselves while we investigate Bush for impeachment. Can it be true? Is it possible - a congressperson actually giving up their free lunch? The implications are much more far than just congress getting clean - can you hear the uber rich squirming in their seats already?

Will it happen? Will the great titans of capitalism and imperialistic driven industry lose their grips on the warmongering machine called America? Yeah right. After all, who wants to give up their lap of luxury here in America - where the dream of "fuck you gimme" comes true.

Drunken Art Part 1

I lost the other 4 of this series - or they got thrown away. This is a series about dreaming (the second was influenced by Basquiat). I made them when I was drunk one night which brings me to the next collection of art I would like to start, a collection of works that were made under the influence of different substances - for some reason knowing that someone was drunk when they made something changes the form of the art but it shouldn't. So if you have anything you've made while drunk or something send me a shout.

Crazy People Always Stay Crazy

It's like it's 1999 all over again! Some may have questioned if everyone in this picture would still be alive today for various reasons (well maybe not Charles) - yes we are thank you very much f*ckers - if you've heard the stories don't believe them. You may not be able to tell but that is Austin Cash on the far right - whoever took this picture was a F*cktard. Anyway, happy 120th biatches!

A.E.K.D.B

String Art Sucks

I've been digging through old stuff I've made/painted/drawn/written lately while helping my parents get their house ready to sell and I've found a bunch of crap. It is always interesting finding things from younger years that make make me feel like a completely creative failure in my older years. This string art thing has been sitting in my living room for this past year when I yoinked it back from my parents house - it always reminds me of 8th grade.

I haven't found them yet but there are a bunch of paintings I made when I was 3 and 4 which should be entertaining at least, and I will post them up here when I do. I want to make a collection of peoples early childhood creativity - there is something in youthful art which seems more real in it's reflection of the world - or at least how we see conceive it. Blah blah. . .blah blah de blah blah. So if you have some send me a shout - I would like to collect enough to publish it as a series.

1 week of art works

Feeling creative? I really can't think of anything that speaks to the temporal and transformative nature of art more than this video. Enjoy!

Grand Theft Mario

The Heirophant's Proselytizer Questionnaire

So you're watching the Colbert Report when your door bell rings sounding out the arrival of the brand new digital projector you bought from Woot. You clamber over your coffee table in a fit of existential glee knowing that soon you're entire existence will be lit by 160 watt 1000 lumen bulb of ecstasy broadcasting the Simpsons in life size realism across your living room wall. You throw the door open standing there in your underwear with a silly grin on your face when you realize there is something odd about the UPS delivery man and the friend he brought. You begin to ask him where your god damn projector but before you can open your mouth you are berated with religious banter as the two strangers begin to proselytize you with their Christian faith. Usually you would be left there groggy, confused, and irritated trying to figure out how to get rid of them, however this time you are prepared with your handy Heirophant's proselytizer questionnaire!

You calmly explain to your proselyte that you will consider converting if they can satisfactorily answer a few fun and easy questions such as:

0. Explain why your god's only son had to die so we can go to magic happy land when we croak.
1. Did everyone who died before Jesus go to Hell? Justify your answer.
2. If a Catholic, justify the Inquisition and other persecutions of "heretics" throughout the centuries, concentrating on why the Pelagianists, the Priscillianists, and the Manichaeans were persecuted; if a Protestant, justify the witch trials and the way that Protestants constantly hunted down native Americans until there were so few that the government could simply take their land; if a member of an Eastern Orthodox church, justify the persecutions of the Old Believers after the reforms of the seventeenth century.
3. etc. etc. with some 145 more great questions to follow.
   

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The following quote is from Alan Minter, an English born boxer who at one point in his career held the world title in the middleweight devision. He retired with some 39 wins of which 23 were by knock out! Not someone you would like to find yourself engaged in a bar fight with.

Mr. Minter was thought to be a carefree nihilist, beating his way through life with his own two fists and not caring who got in the way; as the following quote was thought to represent (how many nihilists fight anyway?). However, it was his odd combination of wisdom and dark humor that was often mistaken for a nihilistic approach to life. As anyone can plainly see by the following quote Alan had one of the most sophisticated and completely unassuming senses of humor of his time.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

-- ALAN MINTER, BOXER