Drunken Ramblings

0:34 hours or 1:34 am by industry time and it is once again impossible to sleep; obviously a flash back to bloody days of the great war against sleep. Dreams are certainly out of the question – the real question is when is the next hook-up, the next score – veins are hungry for life and the body begins to sag with time – all pain is forgotten at Zero in fact there is no forgetting because everything is still at Zero. So, it is time to get back up out of bed and accept restlessness as a companion; time sure is painful when your waiting.

0:55 hours (1:55 am) still early in the night and there is no more time to wait. Warm liquids with stringent smells will have to do; a simple answer and problematic vice. Take the liquid (of choice of course) pour it into your favorite container (glass, bottle, shoe,) drink the liquid and then promptly wait until the next drink pours itself. This is vice that kills dreams, and no one can stop it. It also takes much longer, however this is what you can expect at discount prices. Sell it to yourself because you will surely never sell yourself to it.

Oops I Wrecked My Car

Yeah thats right, I wrecked my car two days after my birthday which happens to be my moms birthday.

What happened you ask? Well once I was 40 yards away from the giant ramp I built and only going 65 I knew I was in for it from that moment on, thats right I kinda hit a ramp and uhhh yeah the rest follows.

Well, I wish that was my story but unfortunately I only hit a concrete embankment. However, I was close to going 60 when I did hit the wall. It was a sharp on-ramp that requires one to go from 20mph to 65mph with about 20 yards of lane at the top. I would have taken a picture of it but I was too dejected to even try.

Truth be told, I not only wrecked my car but I totaled it and ended up with a lousy 5k in my pocket after paying off it's lean - YEAH!

So I have been moping around with a rental and 20 days to find a new car, which I really can't afford at the moment, wondering what would cheer me up, when it came to me like a concrete wall- seeing other peoples misfortunes/mistakes that make mine look like a dented bike peddle.

I'm sure I'm not the only misbegotten driver with a - bent front left stabilizer link, broken front left axle, busted tie rod, thrashed bumper cover, shattered fog lamp/main lamp, crippled lower tie bar, destroyed lower air cover guide, bent wheel, broken transmission pan, crooked hood, and completely scrapped side panel with all the trimmings - who would like nothing less than to see other greater follies in action, so without a further a due I present THE OOPS LIST.