All Hell Yes ! ! !

So, do I have to say it . . . ahh . . . ok, fine I'll say it: this has got to be the coolest ride ever, way cooler than my current transportation - I'm punching myself in the face right now. Seriously, I'm thinking of selling my car and buying a fleet of these and starting a new sport of drunken racing.

So, you're probably wondering if this is the real deal - follow the link from the picture and wonder no more my friend. That's right, for a just under $500 you too can own one of these fine peices of american craftsmanship made in China; come on you know you want one.

So what does this have to say about our culture I have no idea, but to me it represents everything that is good and holy with American Laziness, and I want to be a part of it.